Not smart.
All you attractive women out there who think it's really neat to don sunglasses with lenses the size of dinner plates are painfully mistaken. You see, fat chicks love big, chunky accessories. Not only are the chubbers obnoxious by default (large = loud), they're disgustingly obsessed with anything that will draw attention from their big fat fatness. That's the idea they're given by their friends who are too scared, retarded, blind, mute and fat to tell them the truth: The glasses, they do nothing.
What they have, however, accomplished is ruin the fad for women with space-saving designs. Any girl sporting sunglasses larger than her face is a cow until proven otherwise.
Take note, hotties: When I see you in your parents' ride with a sunroof on your face YOU ARE FAT.
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